The synopsis of this porno flick just killed me. Read Here Synopsis for The Da Vinci Load: “The truth cums out! Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm, these keepers of the truth screw in the name of art and kill anyone who…

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Technorati Tags: del.iciol.us, yellowbeard, yellowblog Everybody should get a del.icio.us account. This is such a great concept and it is infinitely useful. Flickr allows you to share your photos, MySpace allows you the share your buddy list, and del.icio.us allows you to share your bookmarks. I realize that referencing MySpace along with Flickr & del.icio.us…

Between seeing this vid and watching 24 end on Monday something occurred to me. I haven’t seen Robocop in a really long time. It was always one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. I nearly wore that old VHS tape out watching it over and over again. If anyone out there has…

I downloaded a vid this morning from Stile of a girl shooting ping pong balls out of her ass into another girls mouth. Not twisted enough for you? Me neither, what really did it for me was watching the guy pack them in with his dick. I hadn’t laughed so hard for awhile, and my…

Cookin Steak Originally uploaded by YellowbeardMac. I haven’t had steak for a really long time, but we cooked these Know Names on Monday for Mothers day. I secretly drank about 5 of the rents beers in the 2 hours that I was there. I just stayed outside with the grill and beer. When I got…

How do i love thee? Let me count tha ways: 1) Riding & Driving the tractors 2) Allowing me to toucher her cats 3) Spending summers with her & cousins for Bible School (yes that’s right readers) 4) Giving me my 1st and only motorcycle (and allowing me to tear shit up around the farm…