Sunday 4:35 P.M. My Power goes out. So I decide to take a nap. The alarm clock beeps once at 7:45 to tell me that the power is back on. In the time it takes me to walk from my bed to the pisser to the kitchen the power is back off again. I finish…

Her name is Elin Grindemyr, don’t know where she is from but look at her who fucking cares.

apparently Yellowbeard life isn’t that interesting so he asked me to make an entry. Like my life is any more exciting. Since Yellowbeard is in love with shit stories or talking about poop in general i suppose i have one story i can add. About a week ago i went to minneapolis to meet my…

One of my friends is very adamant about this. His theory is that Jessica Simpson although admittedly very beautiful hides a terrible secret. That secret is that her vagina and apparently matching asshole resemble hamburger meat. He goes on to further describe that this is the partly cooked and raw slightly gray, but still bloody…

It is very rare that I will use my hard earned money to purchase software. uDaMan & I split a license for BluePhoneElite back in December when we got our Razr phones. The time before that was probably 2 years ago when I purchased MPFreaker for tagging all of my illegally downloaded MP3 files. Now…

17 Inch MacBook Pro Without the Blu-ray and HD-DVD burning drive as speculated, but still one hell of a portable computer. I would still wait until Macworld 2007 (that’s in January) before even considering buying any new Mac. Personally I have always preferred the 15″ models like the one that I currently own the 15″…

i think tiz bout time i pos some shit here. i m sic of readin all this goddamn bullshit. i was doin some cleanen in my garage tha othr day and i found this big fuckin’ roach in the cushons of my couch so yesterday on 4-20 i smoked that motherfuka up. at first i…

17 inch MacBook Pro Coming Next Week: “The wait is almost over. Apple’s 17′ MacBook Pro is slated to hit the frontlines next week when it will be unveiled at the National Association of Broadcasters conference – this is a much earlier release then the original rumors…” (Via MobileWhack.) Holy Shit fucking Blu-ray and HD-DVD…

It is now the day after. I was unable to finish this post yesterday because time was running short. If you are not in a seat at Major’s (the bar with the free beer) by 4:30 then you will have to stand to drink your beer. Pictured above is the one pound hamburger they serve…