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Woman Lake the First 2 days
arrived around 2 o’ clock drank grilled swam fished played “goatwhore” (like horse with a basketball) drank more grilled played botchie ball fished drank played spades slept _______ Day 2 breakfast (pancakes and sausage) pulled and tagged photos (iPhoto rulez) drank fished uDaMan had trouble peeing off this boat grilled tried the kyakes (they were…
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Once Upon the Cross
I think that the annual Cross Lake trip get better every year. This was the first year where I was able to come up for both nights (Friday & Saturday). It was true what they told me the previous two years, “Everyone parties a lot harder on Friday night”. So hard in fact that everyone…
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one post b4 vacation
I am waiting for AFB to pick me up and go to Cross Lake for the annual cabin trip. We will consume much booze and I will attempt to jump as much shit as I can. This includes, but is not limited to wakeboarding, jetskiing, off the sailboat, and women. After that it is onto…
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Thursday Links
How to use movie quotes correctly The Top Gun quote is the best. Best T-shirt ever Depressing Snapple Facts a TnA site The Next Rob Zombie Film Batwoman is a Dyke
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Chuck Timbernowski is a Player
DAMN! I don’t look like George Washington, but I do have false teeth (removeable of course I think we should get together for a little Happy Time. I like anal, missionary, and anal.. Sounds good? If so, let me know, I will make it worth you wile, and if not, I will buy you some…
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“pass the turkey, and try not to fuck it”
So I email this article to my friend because she is obsessed with Jake Gyllenhaal. About an hour later I get the following reply: What the fuck?!?!? That luck bitch, she’ll have have to clean the poop off his dick to suck it….dirty job but about a million women including me would do it! Now…
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103 Erotic Wallpapers / Desktop Backgrounds
Ya know naked bitches and shit download here (12 MB)
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Sponge Bob Death Metal
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Investigative chat room reporting, via The Showbiz Show
“I wanna donate a milk mustache from my charitable balls”
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The Da Vinci Load
The synopsis of this porno flick just killed me. Read Here Synopsis for The Da Vinci Load: “The truth cums out! Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm, these keepers of the truth screw in the name of art and kill anyone who…